I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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