Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
