He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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