My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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