ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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