it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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