i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
worst night to have a conscience
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
