she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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