Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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