Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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