My nipple is on Facebook.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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