Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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