Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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