That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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