uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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