Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
North Korea, Best Korea!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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