I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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