My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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