I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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