i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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