i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
i think my cat just said my name.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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