Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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