if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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