She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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