Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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