he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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