It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹ï¸
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