I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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