Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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