How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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