I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
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So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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