remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You made out with two different species that night
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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