Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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