Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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