She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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