we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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