I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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