so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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