mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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