Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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