So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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