So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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