Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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