i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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