And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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