Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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