But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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