That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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