butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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