Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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