Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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