and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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