just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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