I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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