RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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